Associate 3 is a highly respected member of the Eternal Bureaucracy, known for their exceptional skill in creating complex, unnecessary forms and reports. Their latest achievement is a 500 page report on the optimal ways to reorganize the stapler drawer.
However, their recent attempts to streamline the filing cabinet have been met with fierce resistance from the other members of the Bureaucracy. "It's just a bunch of unnecessary folderolage," said Committee Member 1, "we're just trying to get to the bottom of things, but they're always adding more folders."
Associate 3 has responded to these criticisms with a 200 page rebuttal, detailing the benefits of a more... um, let's call it "bureaucratic flexibility." The document includes 12 colorfully illustrated charts, 3 flowcharts, and an 8-point font for easier reading.
As the battle for Bureaucratic Supremacy continues, Associate 3 remains resolute in their commitment to paperwork. "It's all about the paper trail, my friends," they say, "without it, you can't really be sure of anything."
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