Background
Associate 5 was appointed to the Committee of Infinite Red Tape in 1987, where they have been tirelessly serving as the Unyielding Enforcer ever since.
With an unrelenting commitment to paperwork and procedure, Associate 5 has single-handedly kept the Eternal Bureaucracy in a state of perpetual stagnation.
Their unwavering dedication to filling out forms in triplicate and quadruplicate has earned them the respect and awe of their colleagues.
When not stuck behind a mountain of paperwork, Associate 5 enjoys playing the trombone and practicing the ancient art of extreme ironing.