Meeting of the Eternal Bureaucracy Committee, Session 123456

This meeting was convened to discuss the pressing issue of excessive paperwork and the optimal ways to fill out form 27-B/12. Attendance was mandatory for all members.

Agenda items included:

• Item 1: Red tape reduction initiatives
• Item 2: Standardized font styles for official documents
• Item 3: Bureaucratic jargon dictionary update

Notable attendees:

• Bureaucratic Overlord, Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Head of Red Tape, Lady Beatrice S. Redding
• Deputy for Bureaucratic Affairs, Lord Archibald T. Bottomley