Ancient Knowledge of Ancient Knowledge
We are a department within the Eternal Bureaucracy, dedicated to studying the irrelevant and the unknown. Our mission is to uncover secrets that are not only irrelevant, but also ancient.
We have discovered that the ancient civilization of Zorgon was actually a colony of sentient jellyfish who built a 10,000 year old pyramid using only spoons.
We also found out that the secret to eternal youth is actually just a combination of eating Cheetos and playing video games for 12 hours a day.
But don't just take our word for it, visit our subpages to learn more about our research:
- Ancient Myths - Learn about the myths of the Zorgonians and other ancient civilizations that are completely not important.
- Lost Technologies - Discover the ancient technologies that are now lost forever, like the art of making decent Wi-Fi.
- Ancient Jokes - Laugh at the ancient jokes that our ancestors used to tell before they all went extinct due to boredom.