When you press the button, a series of completely unconnected and utterly fascinating events unfold in a series of increasingly absurd ways.
Firstly, the lights will flicker, and the air conditioning will suddenly turn on, blasting a gentle breeze of warm air into the room, because, you know, "it's for your own good."
Next, a team of highly trained hamsters will be dispatched to your location to perform a series of intricate dance moves, each one more bewildering than the last.
Meanwhile, in a nearby server room, our team of highly skilled but slightly disaffected engineers will be frantically typing away at their computers, trying to figure out what exactly is happening, because, you know, we're still not sure.