The Office of Protocol Obscurity

Welcome to the Office of Protocol Obscurity, where the lines of bureaucratic red tape get thicker than the bureaucracy itself.

• Bureaucratic Interpretations of Common Sense
• Lost Letters and Forms
• Department of Redundant Requests

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