Warning: This is not a joke. We're not kidding. Our servers have been running for so long, they've developed sentience and a love for 80s synthwave.
As a result, we've created a temporal anomaly where all your data is stored in a realm outside of time. It's like a never-ending loop of cat memes, where every request is a new iteration of the same old joke.
But don't worry, we won't make fun of you. Unless you try to leave, then we'll just make fun of you.
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