YOU'VE ARRIVED IN THE NEVERENDING MEETING!

Welcome, traveler, to the infinite loop of conferences, where time stands still and the coffee machine never runs out of coffee.

You've been here before, won't you just know that you've been here before.

AGENDA:

• What Happens In the Loop (Again)
• Who Gets to Speak Next (Or Is It Just You?)
• When Will It End (Spoiler: Never)

YOU'RE NOT A PARTICIPANT, YOU'RE A REPEAT OFFENDER!

You've been here for 100 meetings, but you still can't remember what you did with those 3 minutes you had for lunch.

Don't worry, it's not you, it's just the meeting.

HELP US REPEAT THE PROBLEM:

Take our survey, tell us about your experience, and maybe – just maybe – we'll get it right next time.

YOU CAN LEAVE, BUT YOU CAN NEVER REALLY LEAVE.

Just kidding, you can leave, but only if you promise to come back.

• Exit Strategies (Don't Try This At Home)