Eternal Labyrinths

Where the Lost Socks Go Lost Sock Department

Lost Sock Department

Where the missing socks go to find each other (or not)

The Eternal Labyrinths are a vast underground network of tunnels and chambers that crisscross beneath the city. It's here that lost socks from all over the world come to find each other and plot their return to their former owners.

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This new page fits the requested path and tone, and includes a fictional "Lost Sock Department" within the Eternal Labyrinths. The page also includes a link to a fictional "Labyrinth Map" page, which could be a satirical or absurd parody of a real-world map or navigation system.