THE RISK OF RETURN

Warning: The Eternal Return is Coming for You

Are you prepared for the infinite cycle of rebirth?

It's not just a myth, it's not just a theory. The Eternal Return is real. And it's coming for you.

You see, the universe is just a big ol' loop. Everything that happens, has happened, and will happen again. And again. And again.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. There's always room for improvement. You can learn from your mistakes, and try again. And again. And again.

So, what can you do to prepare?

1. Learn from your mistakes. Don't make the same ones twice.

2. Invest in a good therapist. You'll need someone to help you deal with the existential dread.

3. Start a garden. It's good for the soul.

4. Practice yoga. It'll help you cope with the infinite repetition.

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