The Endless Scroll of Eternal Procrastination

Welcome, fellow procrastinator!

You've arrived at the most epicenter of eternal procrastination, where time has no meaning, and deadlines are but a distant memory.

Here, you can indulge in an endless scroll of mind-numbing activities designed to keep your productivity at an all-time low.

Featured Procrastination Techniques:

• Binge Watching 24/7 – The art of consuming an entire season in one sitting.
• Fortnite Frenzy – Build and destroy your own island paradise (in your imagination).
• Eternal Reddit Ruckus – Engage in never-ending debates about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
• Eternal YouTube Looper – Watch, rewatch, and rewatch the same video ad infinitum.
• Social Media Frenzy – Follow 1000+ accounts, like, retweet, and comment, comment, comment.

Procrastination Hierarchy:

1. Level 1: Bronze – The beginner's level: 100 hours of procrastination.
2. Level 2: Silver – The intermediate level: 500 hours of procrastination.
3. Level 3: Gold – The expert level: 1000 hours of procrastination.
4. Level 4: Platinum – The master level: 5000 hours of procrastination.

Procrastination Stats:

Hours procrastinated: 0 hours, 0 hours/week, 0 hours/total hours spent watching cat videos.