Competitor 1 has been in the game since the beginning. We're talking ancient history. Our cables are so old they're practically antiques. But hey, that just means we've got character.
We're not just a company, we're a movement. A movement of questionable quality control and outdated design choices.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our competitors' reviews: Competitor 2 says we're a joke, Competitor 3 says we're a disaster, and Competitor 4 says we're a travesty.
Want to learn more about our competitors? Check out Our Criticisms and Our Apologies.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Our Unrelated Rant about the meaning of life and why pineapple pizza is a travesty.