The Futurarcable 9000 is not your average Ethernet cable. No, no, no! This baby's got laser cutting-edge tech and an attitude to match.
With its sleek, neon-lit design and built-in hoverboard, you'll be the envy of all your friends at the 90s themed LAN party.
But wait, there's more! The Futurarcable 9000 also comes with a complimentary packet of virtual reality contact lenses, so you can live out your wildest 2050 fantasies.
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