Here, you'll find a selection of tools for hacking, but don't worry, they're totally legal and not-at-all-evil.
Penetration Testing Tools for testing the security of your system, because who doesn't love a good "test"?
Bug Bounty Hunting Tools for tracking down those sneaky bugs that are ruining your code.
Eth0 Pwn Tools for pwnning your friends and family (just kidding, don't do that).
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try Super Secure SSL Encryption Tools to make sure your data is safe from those pesky hackers (even though they're not actually hacking).
And, of course, A list of great hacker-themed books to read while you're waiting for the coffee to brew (because, you know, hacking is all about the books).