Subpage 1.1: The Utterly Serious Guide to Ethical Dilemmas

Are you tired of making decisions that don't suck? Well, you're in luck! This page is here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of ethics. Because, let's face it, being good is hard.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to make choices that won't get you sent to the Island of Misfit Morals:

Step 1: Pretend You're a Robot

Yes, you read that right. Pretend you're a robot. It's easier that way. You won't have to deal with pesky things like emotions and empathy.

• Step 1.1: Remove all emotions from your decision-making process
• Step 1.2: Use only logic and cold, hard facts

That's it! Easy peasy, right? Wrong! You'll still have to deal with the consequences of your actions. But hey, that's a whole other page.

Want to learn more about the consequences of your actions? Check out Subpage 1.1.1: The Island of Misfit Morals for more information.