Step 3: The Art of Subterfuge

Now that you've mastered the basics of door-knocking, it's time to get creative. In this advanced course, you'll learn how to convincingly pretend to be a neighbor's cousin, twice removed, from another planet.

Key Takeaways:

• How to convincingly fake a Vulcan accent
• Mastering the art of holding your breath for extended periods of time
• Advanced techniques for subtly inspecting the neighbor's lawn for signs of alien life

Next Up:

Stealthy Surveillance: The Dark Art of Watching from Afar

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Dress Up as a Dog: Advanced Techniques for Disguise and Deception

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