Chapter 3: The Art of Being Ruthless

So, you want to be a good villain, do you? Well, let me tell you, it's not just about monologuing and stroking a cat. No, no, no. It's about finesse.

Like, have you seen the way they do villainy in the movies? All that hamming and overacting? No. We do subtlety. We do nuance.

Take, for example, the art of mind games. You know, playing on the insecurities of others, manipulating situations to get what you want. It's all about the psychological jiu-jitsu, baby!

But, of course, there's also the classic 'accuse-and-blame' technique. You know, when in doubt, just shout "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO...". Works every time.

And, let's not forget about the power of the dramatic exit. You know, when you've got your minions all cowering in fear, just make a big production number out of it: "I'll leave now... and I'll never be seen again... Muahahaha!"

But, don't just take our word for it. Go ahead, try it for yourself. Just, you know, don't try it on us. We're the ones who'll be laughing maniacally in the background as you try.