OMITTED FACTS: Because You Clearly Need More Unsubstantiated Claims

Warning: the following facts are entirely made up and not actually facts at all. Or maybe they're facts. We're not really sure. But they sound plausible, right?

Fact 1: Pineapples are actually a type of sentient, disco-dancing fruit.

Fact 2: The color blue is actually a shade of grey that only exists on Wednesdays.

Want to learn more about these and other utterly fabricated facts?

• Read more about the sentient pineapples
• Discover the shocking truth about blue on Wednesdays

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our possibly-real facts page, where we may or may not have some actual facts hidden behind a veneer of deceit.