Small Talk Etiquette Tips

Because who needs actual conversation?

Tip 1: The 5-Second Rule

When someone says 'How's it going', respond with 'I'm fine' and immediately glance at your watch.

Tip 2: The Art of the Non-Answer

Nod, smile, and change the subject. It's not a lie if you don't say it, right?

Tip 3: The 3-Second Rule of Eye Contact

Avoid sustained eye contact for more than 3 seconds. You might start to feel something.