Welcome, esteemed steam-powers! In this comprehensive guide, we'll delve into the intricacies of etiquette for those who frequent steam-powered social gatherings.
Rule 1: Don't spill steam – We know it's hard, but please, for the love of all things caffeinated, be careful with your cup.
Rule 2: Respect the whistle – If someone's whistle is blowing, it's not a call to action, it's a signal to pause and let the steam power through.
Rule 3: No steam-hockey – Refrain from using your steam-powered prosthetic as a hockey stick. We're here for tea and conversation, not for mayhem.
For more advanced steam-powered etiquette, visit our Steam Powered Tea Party Etiquette (Advanced) subpage.
And for a list of acceptable topics for discussion, check out Steam Powered Tea Party Conversation Starters.