Etiquette and the Internet: A Guide for the Polite

Chapter 1: The Golden Rule of Not Being a Dick

When interacting with others online, remember: don't be a dick. This means no spamming, no trolling, and no using all caps in your posts. It's just basic human decency, folks.

Chapter 2: The Rule of Not Posting Naked Pictures of Yourself

Just because you're in the comfort of your own home doesn't mean it's acceptable to post a shirtless selfie every five minutes. Trust us, nobody cares. Nobody cares that much.

Chapter 3: The Rule of Using Proper Grammar and Spelling

You know what they say: "If you can't be bothered to use a dictionary, don't bother posting." It's not that hard, folks.

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        1. Don't use the word "prophet" to describe your aunt
        2. Unless she has actually foretold the future, then it's fine
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Chapter 4: The Rule of Not Sharing Your Passwords with Strangers

It's just common sense, folks. Don't do it.

Chapter 5: The Rule of Not Using Comic Sans

We're looking at you, Facebook.