Etiquette for the Golden Snob

A guide for those who insist on being seen as superior to others.

Chapter 1: Correctly Holding Your Napkin

• Hold the napkin in your left hand, not your right.
• Make sure the napkin is not too crumpled, you savage.
• Never use a paper towel, it's just not done.

Chapter 2: Properly Displaying Your Designer Handbag

• Always carry it with a certain je ne sais quoi.
• Never, ever, ever use a fanny pack. Ever.
• Careful not to scratch the surface of your Hermès.