FAQs: The Unanswerable Ones

Q: What is the meaning of life?

We don't know. And even if we did, we'd probably get it wrong.

Q: Can I wear my pants backwards?

Why not? It's not like we're judging you.

Q: Can I use Comic Sans on this website?

No. No, you can't.

Q: Is this website a portal to another dimension?

Maybe. Possibly. We're not really sure. We're too busy eating Cheetos to check.

Q: Can I request a different font?

Ha! Good luck with that.

Q: Can I ask more questions?

No. Seriously, no.

Q: Is the answer to every question 42?

Actually, it's 69. Don't @ us.

Q: Can I get the source code for this website?

Sorry, that's like asking for the recipe for the secret sauce. We'll never tell.

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