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Warning: You're About to Be Rip-Offed

A $10,000 price tag on a hand-drawn picture of your cat in crayon? That's a steal!

• Buy it now, and risk losing your life savings!
• Or, don't, and live with the regret of having not bought the most overpriced artwork on the market.

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Our Database of Rip-Offs

• A $10,000 price tag on a hand-drawn picture of your cat in crayon? That's a steal!

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• A "unique" item that's actually a mass-produced factory item? That's not unique at all!

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• A seller who claims to be a "local artist" but is actually your aunt from the suburbs? That's just not fair!

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The Shocking Truth

A "handmade" item that's actually mass-produced by the thousands? That's just not unique at all!

• We have proof that this "unique" item is actually a cookie-cutter from a Chinese factory!

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• The seller claims it's "one-of-a-kind" but actually, it's just one of 500!

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The Shocking Truth

A seller who claims to be a "local artist" but is actually just your aunt from the suburbs? That's just not fair!

• We have evidence that this "local artist" is actually just a hobbyist who sells stuff from the craft store!

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• And another one who claims to be "handmade" but is actually just using a 3D printer?

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