The Principle of Excess: Because You Can, You Should, and Also Maybe You Probably Shouldn't

In the grand tradition of overthinking, overeating, and over-achieving, we proudly present the Principle of Excess. This sacred doctrine decrees that whenever possible, one must:

• Buy more shoes. Because, why not?
• Eat all the pizza. The more toppings, the better.
• Watch cat videos. For hours. On repeat.
• Spend all your money on novelty socks. Because, uniqueness is key.

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