The etymology of "Bad Word Day" is a travesty, a catastrophe, a calamity.

It is said that in the dark ages of language, "Bad Word Day" was coined as a tongue-in-cheek term to describe the day when one's words were as dull as the gray skies of a perpetual drizzle.

But little do we know, "Bad Word Day" has its roots in an ancient, long-forgotten dialect of "Ugh Day", a day when the very fabric of language was twisted and turned on its head, much like the tortuous path of a snake in the grass.

Some say it's a day of great despair, a day when one's words are as useless as a rusty key, while others claim it's a day of great liberation, a day when one's words are as free as a wild mustang.

But we know the truth: "Bad Word Day" is a day when the very fabric of language is torn asunder, and all that's left are the threads of a thousand mid-paragraphs of half-baked ideas.