Euphoria 1: The Existential Crisis Edition

Welcome, friend, to Euphoria 1, where the meaning of life is but a distant memory, lost in a sea of existential dread and crippling uncertainty. Here, you'll find the most profound insights on the human condition, all wrapped up in a delightful package of angst and despair.

But wait, there's more! Our team of expert philosophers has crafted a series of subpages to guide you through the depths of human existence, including:

• Absurd Theory: Because, let's be real, life is just a bunch of stuff that's just kinda happening
• The Meaninglessness Manifesto: A treatise on the futility of seeking purpose in a seemingly pointless universe
• Ontological Angst: Because, you know, being a thing that exists is pretty wild