EVACUATION PLAN

In the event of an imminent apocalypse, or other catastrophic emergency, please follow the steps outlined below.

Step 1: Grab your favorite snack, we won't judge.

Step 2: Put on your best "I'm-not-a-monocle" face.

For tips on achieving the perfect monocle face, click here.

Step 3: Locate a safe zone with adequate Wi-Fi.

Find a list of pre-approved safe zones with good Wi-Fi here.

Step 4: Call your mom to check in.

Print a copy of the emergency calling card here.

Remember: Panic is optional, but highly encouraged.

Read our in-depth guide to panic protocol here.