In the event of an imminent apocalypse, or other catastrophic emergency, please follow the steps outlined below.
Step 1: Grab your favorite snack, we won't judge.
Step 2: Put on your best "I'm-not-a-monocle" face.
For tips on achieving the perfect monocle face, click here.
Step 3: Locate a safe zone with adequate Wi-Fi.
Find a list of pre-approved safe zones with good Wi-Fi here.
Step 4: Call your mom to check in.
Print a copy of the emergency calling card here.
Remember: Panic is optional, but highly encouraged.