Evacuation Plan for the Inevitable Doom of Our Times
Due to unforeseen circumstances, you are hereby advised to evacuate the premises in an orderly fashion.
This plan is brought to you by the Doom Committee, who have been working tirelessly to ensure your safety and discomfort.
Procedures:
- Step 1: Panic
- Step 2: Rush to the nearest exit
- Step 3: Stomp on any slow-moving pedestrians
- Step 4: Grab your Emergency Snack and any other essential items
- Step 5: Proceed to Assembly Points for further instructions
- DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO BACK FOR YOUR GAMES
What to Bring
Emergency Contact Info
Frequently Asked Questions