The Abandoned Building Protocol 1: A Guide to Not Getting Lost

Step 1: Find an abandoned building that's not too abandoned

• Check local listings for buildings with "For Sale by Owner" signs
• Ask a local about the best abandoned buildings in the area

Step 2: Prepare for the worst

• Wear a helmet, because reasons
• Bring a flashlight, because darkness is not your friend
• Have a backup plan, because getting lost is not an option

Subprotocol 1.1: The Art of Finding the Exit

It's not just about finding a way out, it's about finding a way out that doesn't involve setting off the fire alarm.

• Look for signs of recent human activity (e.g., trash, graffiti, etc.)
• Search for emergency exits and emergency exits' emergency exits

Go to Subprotocol 2: The Art of Not Getting Caught