Escape Plan 42: The Ultimate Evacuation Route

Step 1: Panic

First things first, panic is your friend. It gets you moving. Don't bother trying to reason with the authorities, just run.

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Step 2: Find Your Emergency Station

Head to your local emergency station. If you're in the city, it's probably on the 4th floor of a parking garage with a sign that says "Do Not Enter" in bold letters.

Map of Evacuation Route 42

Station 42-3: The Red Square

Be prepared for a 10-minute detour through the Red Square of Despair. This is where the city's most desperate citizens will attempt to reenact the entirety of "The Exorcist" on the sidewalk. Stay calm and try not to get too close to the possessed accordion player.

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