Welcome, traveler, to the most scenic, most efficient, and most utterly useless evacuation route in the world. The North Corridor Evacuation Route 9000 will guide you safely to the outskirts of Nowheresville, where you can bask in the glory of our beautiful, yet completely uninhabited, wasteland.
Warning: The route is not recommended for the faint of heart. The 37.5 km stretch of highway is lined with nothing but abandoned billboards, rusty farm equipment, and the occasional discarded fast food wrapper.
Disclaimer: The Department of Absurd Transportation Planning is not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential dread experienced during or after the evacuation process. Please enjoy the scenic views, but don't say we didn't warn you.