BUG 2A: THE SILENT PROTOCOL

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Causes:

The Silent Protocol is a mysterious bug that causes all sound effects in the game to malfunction. Instead of the usual "Pew pew pew" of laser blasts, players are treated to the soothing sounds of elevator music.

Symptoms:

• Players report hearing elevator jazz instead of laser fire
• Suddenly, the sound of distant elevator doors opening and closing
• In some cases, the sound of Barry White's greatest hits play on repeat

Note: This bug is only reported in levels with high concentrations of pixels.

Fixes:

Our team of expert bug-hunters has identified the source of the problem as a faulty "Sound Effects Module" in the game's code. We are working on a patch, but in the meantime, enjoy the elevator music.

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