In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, humanity's only hope lies in the art of evacuation. This protocol outlines the steps to follow for maximum survival in the face of certain doom.
Step 1: Gather vital supplies in the event of a global catastrophe.
Step 2: Assemble your evacuation team, comprising experts in various fields, including but not limited to: botany, engineering, and extreme ironing.
Step 3: Navigate the ruins, avoiding roving gangs of marauding velociraptors and treacherous terrain.
Step 4: Establish a safe haven, equipped with sustainable food sources, renewable energy, and an adequate supply of artisanal craft beer.