Evacuation Protocol 2B: The Unofficial Guide

For when the apocalypse comes, and you need to get out of dodge.

Phase 1: Panic

This is the most important part. Panic is key to a successful evacuation.

• Run around like a madman.
• Shout loudly, but only to alert others, not to alert the enemy.

But first, grab some snacks. You don't want to be hangry during the apocalypse.