Evacuation Protocol 2B: Sector 2C

Warning: Sector 2C is a high-risk zone. Prolonged exposure may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion-induced hallucinations, or spontaneous combustion-related existential dread.

As a precaution, all personnel are advised to wear their Grade 3 Hazmat suits at all times while operating within Sector 2C. Failure to comply may result in immediate termination of employment, or worse.

For further information on evacuation procedures, visit Subsector 2D for the latest updates.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Sector 2E for a thrilling experience of possibly-not-being-sued-by-our-lawyers.

Or, if all else fails, visit the Sector 2F for our comprehensive guide on "The Art of Not Getting Eaten by the Sector 2C Monster"