Route 3: The Bus to Nowhere
Warning: This bus route is for the chronically disorganized.
Safety Features:
- No seat belts, because who needs those?
- Only one working seat, and it's taken by our bus driver, Larry.
- We're not responsible for any lost luggage, unless it's a small child, in which case we'll try to find it, but no promises.
Route Map:
Our route takes you on a scenic tour of the city's most unremarkable landmarks:
- Stop 1: The Parking Lot of Despair
- Stop 2: The Empty Lot
- Stop 3: The Place Where the Streetlights Don't Work
- Stop 4: The Abandoned Gas Station
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