Route 3: The Bus to Nowhere

Warning: This bus route is for the chronically disorganized.

Safety Features:

• No seat belts, because who needs those?
• Only one working seat, and it's taken by our bus driver, Larry.
• We're not responsible for any lost luggage, unless it's a small child, in which case we'll try to find it, but no promises.

Route Map:

Our route takes you on a scenic tour of the city's most unremarkable landmarks:

• Stop 1: The Parking Lot of Despair
• Stop 2: The Empty Lot
• Stop 3: The Place Where the Streetlights Don't Work
• Stop 4: The Abandoned Gas Station

Subpages:

Learn more about our route by visiting:

• The Ghost Ride: A Thrilling Experience
• Avoiding the Traffic Police: A Guide