In the depths of the office, where fluorescent lights flicker and dreams go to die, lies the water cooler. A stalwart sentinel of productivity, it stands tall, a beacon of hydration amidst the drudgery of cubicles.
But what makes this water cooler truly remarkable? Is it the 37.5% chance of actually having water in the bottle? The 3:00 PM coffee-fueled panic that sends the office in a tailspin, sending 12 people to the cooler, only to find it's just a sad, empty jug.
Let's dive deeper, shall we?