Escape Plan: Phase One - Evasion and Deception

You're on the run from the authorities, who are closing in fast. You've got 5 minutes to create an elaborate escape plan. First, we need to get you out of the city. Head to the nearest alleyway, where you've stashed a getaway car.

Phase 2 - Speed and Stealth (Don't forget to grab a disguise!)

(Note: This page is part of an interactive, choose-your-own-adventure style story where the user is on the run and needs to create a plan to escape the city. The content and style are intentionally over-the-top and humorous.)