Are you a functioning member of society? Probably not, because let's face it, you're here. We've got the answers: you're a hot mess, and we're here to help.
Our expert team of highly trained, slightly-irritated therapists will guide you through the process of realizing you've been making a lot of questionable life choices. Don't worry, we won't judge you (much).
Learn more about our approach, which we've conveniently labeled as 'The Only Therapy That Matters'
prophets:Meet Dr. Emily Everysubstance, Ph.D., our resident expert on everything.
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And meet Tim, the guy who just kinda shows up and looks concerned. No degree, but lots of empathy.