Even More Theories

Because 27 wasn't enough, here are 37 more theories on the nature of reality.

Theories 28-30

1. The universe is just a giant simulation created by a bored supercomputer.

2. The afterlife is just a really expensive theme park.

3. Time is a flat plane, but also a cube.

Theories 31-33

Other Theories

1. The theory of relativity is just an excuse for scientists to wear fancy watches.

2. Gravity is actually a giant magnet under the table.

3. The concept of time is just a social construct, but so is the concept of pants.

Alternative Theories