March 1st, 2024: The Day the Internet Migrated to a Parallel Universe
Wherein, all the cat videos you needed were deleted, and memes about the meaning of memes were created.
Major Events of the Day:
- Meme lords declare global cat-video famine, sparking widespread panic
- Quantum physicists discover hidden folder containing all deleted cat videos, now being held for ransom by Discord users
- TikTok algorithm updates, ensuring that every 10th video you scroll past is now a 4-minute video of a cat playing the harmonica