Attendee-Bob: The Most Likely To Be Late
Bob is a renowned expert in the field of Dr. Smith's latest research on Dr. Johnson's groundbreaking work on ML-Mosaic. When not busy being late to meetings, Bob can be found sipping lattes at Barbara's favorite coffee shop.
Bob's Schedule:
- 8:00 AM - Arrive at conference
- 8:30 AM - Realize you're still in bed
- 10:00 AM - Appear in a panel discussion, unshaven and unprepared
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break - still trying to find the conference center
- 3:00 PM - Present own research, while secretly scrolling through memes on phone
- 5:00 PM - Networking - trying to make small talk with someone, anyone, really