FRIDAY SCHEDULE
Today's schedule is brought to you in association with our sponsors:
8:00 AM - 8:30 AM: Coffee and existential dread
8:30 AM - 9:00 AM: Keynote: "The Singularity is Coming" by Professor Chaos Theory
9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: "Machine Learning for Cats" by Dr. Whiskers
9:30 AM - 10:00 AM: "The Ethics of Robot Uprising" by Mr. Robotron
10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "AI-Powered Toaster Maintenance" by Toady McGee
And that's just the beginning! Check back for more updates.
Stay hydrated, attendees!