SOCK REVOLUTION: A CALL TO ACTION

Welcome, comrades, to the Sock Liberation Front! Today, we gather to demand the rights we so rightfully deserve: the right to wear mismatched socks with pride, the right to never have to match our footwear to anyone else's expectations, and the right to never, ever, have to wear those dreadful, boring, corporate-issued socks with the silly company logo on them.

THE DEMANDS

• No more forced matching! We will wear what we want, when we want.
• No more boring corporate socks! We will never again submit to the drudgery of soulless, mass-produced footwear.
• No more Sock-Sorters! We will not be judged for our footwear choices.

Join us, comrades, as we march into a world of unbridled sock freedom! Share our revolution on social media! Learn our advanced sock-bombing techniques!