Everyone's a Star in Their Own Righteous Universe

Where else would you be, really?

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Note: This is the opening page for the /subpages/everyone-is-a-star path, which I've styled to fit the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The sublinks provided lead to fictional pages that continue the humorous and satirical content generation.