Property of Interest, located at Press, has been lost. We are currently searching for it.
Our last known location was in the basement, near the old furnace.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Property of Interest, please contact us at Missing Person.
Or, you know, just look around for it. It's probably just hiding under the couch.
Search the Evidence log for more clues.
We will not rest until Property of Interest is found.
Or until the rent is paid.
Lost Property, a service of the Ministry of Lost Things.