Phase 1: Infiltrating the Bean Counters

We, the Evil Caffeine Lords, have devised a plan to infiltrate the heart of the Coffee Empire's stronghold, a fortress guarded by the formidable Bean Counters.

Phase 1-1: Gathering Intel

To begin, we must first gather information about the enemy's defenses and the layout of their stronghold.

•   Coffee Shop Location: 123 Main St, Anytown USA
•   Guarded by: 3 Bean Counter Minions
•   Defenses: Motion Detectors, Laser Turrets
•   Weak Point: The break room ( rumored to be poorly maintained)

Phase 1-2: Disguise

We must create an impenetrable disguise to fool the Bean Counters. Our plan: a trench coat with an espresso machine hidden in the lining.

Our trusty steampunk-inspired disguise will allow us to blend in with the environment while carrying a deadly espresso machine.

Phase 1-3: Infiltration

With our disguise in place, we will infiltrate the stronghold, avoiding detection while making our way to the heart of the Coffee Empire.

Phase 1-4: Sabotage

We will sabotage the coffee machine, crippling the Bean Counter's ability to control the flow of caffeine, rendering them helpless.

Phase 1-5: Exfiltration

Once our plan is set in motion, we must escape with our lives, but also with a plan to return, this time, as the rulers of the Coffee Empire.