Secret Recipe for World Domination Soufflé

For those who wish to conquer the world, one soufflé at a time.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Dark Chocolate Chips
• 1 cup Crushed Bones of the Oppressed
• 1 tsp Evil Eye of the Beholder
• 1/4 cup Sarcasm Powder
• 1/4 cup Sudden Onset of Madness
• 1/4 cup Fear and Loathing

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a cauldron of doom.

2. Stir until the mixture reaches a state of perfect chaos.

3. Serve in a chalice of despair and watch as the world succumbs to your will.