You're an overlord, and you have a problem. It's not your lack of a decent throne or the poor quality of your henchmen. No, it's much deeper than that.
You have a problem with your doomsday device.
It's been 30 years since you last updated your doomsday device, and now it's malfunctioning. Again.
Doomsday Device Upgrades will get you back up and running, but at what cost?
Evil Overlord Support is there for you, but don't expect a friendly smile.
Or, if you're feeling particularly evil, you can try to fix it yourself with Doomsday Device Tinkering.
Or, you know, you could just replace it entirely.